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# Without The Internet, Prostitutes Would Have to Find a Pimp Called Craig Who Had a List
- URL: https://toodlepip.co.uk/blog-2009-08-without-internet-prostitutes-would-have-find-pimp-called-craig-who-had-list/
- Published: 2009-08-06T18:02:02.000Z
- Updated: 2009-08-06T18:10:04.000Z
- Author: Sam Michel
- Tags: Cantankerism, Half-baked, funny, seth meyers, webbys, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-23 15:06

It’s been one of those days, in fact one of those weeks. Knee-deep  
in unexpected documents that demand total concentration. Six pages of  
contract terms and conditions. Anyone? No, I thought not. Much to do  
before the fun stuff.

And whilst we’re at it, add a spot of  
post-swine-flu cough (OK, OK, a chest cold) that’s slowly moving your  
lungs from their rightful place to the open atmosphere, much to the  
disgust of your colleagues. I’m a joy to be around, no, honestly.

Sometimes,  
a rummage around YouTube will turn up some gems to lighten the mood.  
First-up, Seth Meyers’ opening monologue from the [Webby’s](http://tumblr.webbyawards.com/?ref=toodlepip.co.uk) that happened  
in NYC a couple of months back.

My favourite line is the title of the  
blog post, but don’t let me spoil it…

“[Ashton Kutcher](http://twitter.com/aplusk?ref=toodlepip.co.uk) can’t be here tonight, I just *wish* there was a way I could find out what he was doing”. Nice.

And on a different tack, sometimes some unbridled negativity is called for. A serious bouth of [kvetching](http://www.thefreedictionary.com/kvetch?ref=toodlepip.co.uk) can do wonders for yer ying’n’yangs. Check out the missive below from [Suzi Barrett](http://www.youtube.com/user/suzest77?ref=toodlepip.co.uk).

I’m just wondering where we find a London version…