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And then this is what happened when I logged into the Hilton Honors website, in theory to book a hotel room:
Welcome to the Hilton, Mr Null, does have a certain ring to it. But if I’m going to pretend to be a celebrity and check-in under a false name, I’d like to think, even jet-lagged up to my eyeballs, I’d come up with something more imaginitive.
On the other hand, maybe they’ve got me sussed.
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